thatwolfbladeguy:

Meet Parker!

So I decided to try my hand at another adoptable.

Parker here isn’t your typical fat nerd Triceratops, nosiree. Well, yes,
he’s a big fan of cartoons and anime, games (card, video, tabletop),
that kind of stuff. Okay sure, yes, he’s also quite round, but as he’d
tell you, Trikes are just naturally predisposed to being bulky. He’s a
big fan of staying active too, though. He likes long jogs (he tried
powerwalking, but people said his butt swishing was… distracting),
dancing, and generally things that just involve a lot of energetic and
happy movement. Which of course often means boning.

Don’t let that shy nerd act fool you. Some big jock may try to
intimidate him into a janitor’s closet or dark corner of the locker
room, and sure, he’ll play along. He’ll blush and he’ll fidget and he’ll
be all nervous and uncertain, but that’s just cuz he knows what guys
expect and want from the tubby nerds, and he’s more than happy to get
that cock as hard as it can be. He knows what he wants, too, as despite
what he says, he’s grabbing you and pulling you out of sight, tearing
your clothes off faster than you can keep up. The next thing you know,
you’re pinned on your back (he’s stronger than he looks) and gasping for
breath as his hips are hammering down onto yours and you’ve lost count
of how many loads he’s milked out of you and your vision’s going kindof
blurry, but you’re not sure you could stop him even if you wanted to.

You’ll be seeing Parker around here and there, but some time within the
next few weeks, he’ll be going up for auction. I’ll make a separate post
specifically for the auction when that happens. In the meantime, if
anybody wants to get some fanart in before I hand his leash off to
someone else, feel free to have your fun with him while you can (and
link me so I can reblog them if you like), in case his new owner isn’t a fan of
sharing his toys. ;3 

Some bonus images of Parker taking Olly the Olinguito along to the gym with him. Olly’s doing his best to keep up, but it’s okay, Parker doesn’t mind taking a break now and then. ;3