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akiraita:

kittycatfailcat:

You know what I want? Culture clashes between the pokemon regions.

  • Someone from Unova travels to Kanto/Johto wearing a t-shirt with a big R on the chest. They get dirty looks for it and have no idea what’s going on.
  • A Kalosian meets someone from Sinnoh and keeps standing too close to them. The Sinnoh native keeps stepping back uncomfortably, but the Kalosian keeps stepping closer.
  • Someone from Johto goes to Unova and ????EVERYTHING IS SO BIG=????
  • A Hoennian meets up with a Kalosian and the Kalosian goes for cheek kisses while the Hoennian goes for a gentle head butt.
  • people from johto visiting sinnoh get pulled aside by police because they don’t know that keeping your pokemon outside its pokeball outside of amity square is illegal
  • trainers from kanto and johto wondering why the game corner doesn’t give out pokemon as prizes
  • kanto trainers expecting to be given a bunch of rocks for playing in the sinnoh safari zone and instead finding out that you’re supposed to throw mud at pokemon
  • “what the fuck are you doing” “i’m slathering honey all over this tree to attract wild pokemon to it” “why don’t you just fucking headbutt it you dumb shit” “e-excuse me what”
  • a lot of discourse on the proper way to plant berries (“just plant them in the ground it’s not difficult” “yes okay but have you heard of berry pots” “do you just plant them wherever? why would you do that just get your own berry orchard” “I CAN ONLY PLANT BERRIES IN MY DREAMS”)
  • kalos trainers getting really confused when they take their clefairy to kanto and it’s getting its ass handed to it by fighting-types
  • unova/kalos trainers getting really fucking sick of foreigners trying to eat their vanillite

thatwolfbladeguy:

Meet Parker!

So I decided to try my hand at another adoptable.

Parker here isn’t your typical fat nerd Triceratops, nosiree. Well, yes,
he’s a big fan of cartoons and anime, games (card, video, tabletop),
that kind of stuff. Okay sure, yes, he’s also quite round, but as he’d
tell you, Trikes are just naturally predisposed to being bulky. He’s a
big fan of staying active too, though. He likes long jogs (he tried
powerwalking, but people said his butt swishing was… distracting),
dancing, and generally things that just involve a lot of energetic and
happy movement. Which of course often means boning.

Don’t let that shy nerd act fool you. Some big jock may try to
intimidate him into a janitor’s closet or dark corner of the locker
room, and sure, he’ll play along. He’ll blush and he’ll fidget and he’ll
be all nervous and uncertain, but that’s just cuz he knows what guys
expect and want from the tubby nerds, and he’s more than happy to get
that cock as hard as it can be. He knows what he wants, too, as despite
what he says, he’s grabbing you and pulling you out of sight, tearing
your clothes off faster than you can keep up. The next thing you know,
you’re pinned on your back (he’s stronger than he looks) and gasping for
breath as his hips are hammering down onto yours and you’ve lost count
of how many loads he’s milked out of you and your vision’s going kindof
blurry, but you’re not sure you could stop him even if you wanted to.

You’ll be seeing Parker around here and there, but some time within the
next few weeks, he’ll be going up for auction. I’ll make a separate post
specifically for the auction when that happens. In the meantime, if
anybody wants to get some fanart in before I hand his leash off to
someone else, feel free to have your fun with him while you can (and
link me so I can reblog them if you like), in case his new owner isn’t a fan of
sharing his toys. ;3 

Some bonus images of Parker taking Olly the Olinguito along to the gym with him. Olly’s doing his best to keep up, but it’s okay, Parker doesn’t mind taking a break now and then. ;3

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