the-dredd:

Hey there
boy, nice to see you again. Oh come on, don’t act all surprised now. You really
gotta work on those sneaking skills of yours, I noticed you following me immediately
when I left the tavern the other day. You got me thinking really hard, you
know. What could that boy possibly want from this old fart? I ain’t got money, got no fancy things like the people in Whiterun. But that ain’t no dagger
in your pants, now is it, you little rascal.

Too bad I
gotta break your teeny heart, though, but you’re not quite the type I like to
play with. But I thought to myself, you know, if that lad got the guts to come
back and stare at my backside some more, why not give him what he wants. So I put on
my favourite outfit today, just for you. You like it? It feels really nice when
I move like this, almost like I ain’t wearing nothing at all. Whoops, I think
something slipped out there for a moment, I hope you don’t mind.

So boy, why not make a deal? You slip me a coin
or two, and in turn I will keep this, ahem, “pants” on and you can follow me around all you
want, yeah? Talos knows I ain’t shy, so who knows what you might get to see. Deal?

Body: SAM | Lighting: Rudy ENB for NLA