What a fine specimen!
You had been hunting for a Mega Swampert for days! All those small-dicked cute and pathetic poopymonz that were offered to you from various, dubious trainers and breeders didn’t convince you! YOU DESERVED SOMETHING BETTER! Something worthy of respect and admiration! Something that didn’t look like it had been molested by prepubescent schoolgirls all day long!
As you kept silently cursing yourself for your string of bad luck, you heard a rustling in the nearby bushes and went to investigate. Your Pokedex had a meltdown as you pointed it at the bushes, displaying nothing more than a blinking phallic symbol and a cryptic error message, before it released a puff of smoke, sparks, and caught on fire.
Useless technology! No wonder they gave that shit away for free! So you had to go take a look by yourself, and finally saw what had fried its sensors….. @W@!
Next pic for mah Art Project!
And that’s right >:0 The only worthy pokemon is one that can slap you sensless with its jigglybits! P: Ask your TODEX. Superior to any Pokedex by far! Sadly not for sale though. ;B
So yes. UwU Pokejunk. Nothing more to add to this, GO FAP! Next pic shall be something more demonic~ Check out my Patreon page if you’re curious!
ENJOY!
Mega Swampert is © Nintendo
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